![]() Kevin: …when I thought I had skin cancer. It’s stupid Michael, and I’m not gonna do it. Jan called this morning and pledged $500.00. Michael: Come on man, gotta step it up! It’s for a good cause. Michael: Hi Stanley, how many sponsors so far? Stanley: No, rabies… Babies would be a good idea. So go home get some rest, very very good work today. Curse is broken people! Oh… there is a God, and he has a plan for us after all. Thanks to me she went to the hospital and I saved her life. Which is like 10 times worse than a little crack in your pelvis. Michael: Turns out Meredith has been exposed to rabies. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life, by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it. Michael: I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith’s life by hitting her, with my car. You’ve gotta be bitten by something.ĭwight: Actually the doctor said it was lucky she came in to the hospital, cause the only way to beat rabies, is to start treatment before the symptoms set in… Lock jaw. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?ĭwight: No, no. Michael: I was in the hospital room with her. It keeps things spicy.ĭwight: So, just to be safe they are giving her the rabies vaccine. Phyllis: I’m a Lutheran and Bob’s a Unitarian. Psych! Alright let’s just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in. Toby: Alright, well then you can ask about religious beliefs. Toby: Oh, Michael, you can’t ask about religious beliefs… Michael: Alright, I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs. Michael: Well, I think you should go to the hospital, and pay your respects.ĭwight: I do not respect her, but I will go. Michael: Dwight, you haven’t seen Meredith yet, have you? She had so much left to accomplish.ĭwight: Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat. God in your infinite wisdom how could you do this? She wasn’t ready. Satan.Īngela: Sprinkles never hurt a soul. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo’s Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so… uh, I got a week of free pies. Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. Or dig up a body… Toby? Anything you want to tell us? Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground? [starts to climb onto the bed with meredith. Michael: Look, I just… I don’t understand what is preventing you from laughing this off and giving me a big hug. Michael: Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness.Īngela: No, that’s not. Meredith: Michael, I’m not gonna do that. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody. Michael: Oh, OK… Wait up, wait up, guys guys guys, hold on a second. Meredith: Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. They have me on a lot of painkillers.Ĭreed: Oh really, what kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone? What… Nurse: What, what are you doing? Just gimme that. Jim: I wouldn’t… I wouldn’t worry about it. Michael: I am going to be sick… I’m gonna puke. Meredith: No don’t bother the nurse, just put it back in. Tie these up, cheer up your tubes… Oh! Shhhh… For God’s sake! I brought all your friends from the office dear. Michael: No… OK, she always looks like that… That is not my fault. ![]() In my mind they are associated with sickness. Michael: Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley! Michael: Yaaaaaay, Pam! Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Michael: Ok, good good, so we’ll just all go down there together at lunch. Pam: Sales people can go later in the day. Pam: Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we’ll sign it outside her room. Pam: OK, we’re leaving for the hospital at 1. Look I’m just trying to take everybody’s mind off of this unavoidable tragedy, and onto more positive things. ![]() Michael: No! That is not funny, I love my employees, even thought I hit one of you with my car. And, oh and there’s a fungal cream because she has this infection under her tail, so you’re gonna have to lift her tail and put the cream right at the base of her tail. Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine, um… and you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she’s eaten. She gets an ace inhibitor with her meal, but you have to put her right in front of the dish or she won’t see it because of the cataracts. Jumped in front of the car to get some workers comp.Īngela: There’s a diabetes shot, roll the insulin in your hand, don’t shake it. You know what I bet she cracked it at home. If a car hit me, it wouldn’t crack my pelvis. Angela: Can you do me a little favor? Go to my place at lunch and give Sprinkles her medicine.ĭwight: Check to see if she’s faking.
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